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| Writing Fool |
| 05.03.04 (12:56 pm) [edit] |
To the tune of "Dancing Fool"
With apologies to Frank Zappa.
Well, maybe not apologies exactly, after all, the original song was a parody of disco. So this is a parody of a parody, whatever that might be. Perhaps I could ask Al Yankovic (yeah right, like I hang around with Weird Al...) Well, perhaps this is actually more of a complete copyright violation. But hey, with only 150 people having ever looked at this blog, not much chance of anyone telling Frank. Well, no chance at all of course, he's dead.
Maybe I should call up Dweezil and Moon...yeah right like I have people like that in my Rolodex. Ummm...what was I saying here? Oh yeah, apologies to Frank. Sorry Frank. And now, without further ado, "Writin' Fool."
Actually, it really would help if you have heard the song. Recently would be nice. OK, it wasn't a Top 40 hit or anything, and it was recorded some 20 years or so ago. Damn. Well, you could run out and buy a copy of "Strictly Commercial" one of Frank's greatest hits albums. The three or four additional units that would be sold might make up for the copyright violation. I think Dweezil could live with that. So, here now, I present "Writin' Fool."
Well, since you now have the CD, after listening to it, maybe you could load "Dancing Fool on to your computer and use a program like Audacity or something to take out the vocals. Then you could sing the new words along with the music. It would really heighten the effect. Oh god, that would be so cool. No, it's OK, I've got time. Really, it will be worth it, I'll wait.
OK, now we're ready...
Writin' Fool
I don't know much about writin'
That's why I got this blog
None of my ideas make sense together
And I'm always goin' on too long
My word are always dyin'
And I just keep on tryin'
And I'll keep posting every night
Hopin' that soon I'll get it right
I'm a writin' foooooooooool, I am writin' fool!
Hear me bleat, it ain't so sweet and I can't complete!
I'm a writin' fooooooooooool!
If you think my writin's messed up,
You should see my mail.
Overwrought and full of shit,
my friend will need a pail.
When you see me comin'
Better run and hide
Or you'll get hit when I commit
My social suicide!
I'm a writin' Foooooooooool! I'm a writin' fool.
The words go on and I'm so wrrrrrrrrrong. The words go and I'm so wrong, the words go on and I'm so wrong.
I'll never get it together now
That's the way this business goes
My pages, the publisher's throwing them out
And the editor's door is closed
I am really sucking
That's what you'd probably say
So click your little mouse, and surf your little web
While I write the night away!
I'm a writin' Foooooooooool! I'm a writin' fool.
I may be totally wrong and, I may be totally wrong and I may be totally wrong and I am fooooooooool.
Meanwhile in the Disco Chat Lounge we see this on a lovely young lady's screen...
HG Hey, darlin' can I bother you for a chat?
HG Looking for a clever wordsmith? Here he is.
HG Wait a minute, I've got it, you're an intellectual.
HG Hunh? You're Canadian? Oh, love your rales.
HG You must be a looney.
HG Your ISP or mine?
Hehehehehehe......yesssssssssssssssssssssss ssss.
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